Ancient Greek Fans Mugs

'Don't tell me what Aristotle says. He still believes men have more teeth than women.'

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

Sundial Time

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"Darn autocorrect!"

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

"What part of "know" is it you don't understand?"

"Now if it's a people-mover you're after..."

Atlasyphus.

Socrates, 399 B.C: 'Wow, I could have had a V-8.'

Easter Island Secret

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

Carpe diem

'No wonder this is so hard to translate - it's a note from his doctor.'

'Socrates, you've been drinking again.'

'Somebody got some sun.'

'Wellington!...Come take a look at this!...I've never seen anything like it!...Some sort of early sun worship etching perhaps!'

An early medical case ripe for a malpractice lawsuit.

Monster chariot races

"NOW you call on the Vastu consultant?"

'Can I hop in, since I was on your team?'

A baseball game is played in an ancient Roman arena; the emperor gives a thumbs-down signal, declaring a player to be out of the game

Roman paramedic.

A bird nesting on a statue of Caesar

Athena