Greek Mythic Fan Mugs

Atlasyphus.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Iliadette.

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

Going Down?

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

Adam and Eve, as old people.

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

'While Dionysus is indisposed, who wants to take over as God of Wine?'

Bedtime in Ancient Greece

I came, I saw, I partied!

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

"He's So Your Type."

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"

"Um, latest update Noah: the Warrumwarbler is now extinct."