Greek God Fan Mugs

"Looks like you're out for the season - you've got a torn rotator cuff."

"And now here's Zeus with the weather."

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

Iliadette.

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'While Dionysus is indisposed, who wants to take over as God of Wine?'

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

Bedtime in Ancient Greece

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

Atlasyphus.

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

These days we worry about 'scientist playing God.' But in ancient Greece they worried about Gods playing scientist....

Hermes, Process Server Of The Gods

"I hate to be a downer, but, statistically, people are more likely to die of heart disease than by getting

'We're in luck! Not a word about steroids.'

"I find it helps me concentrate."

'Propping up the bar again tonight, Sybil?'

'We actually meant to order a baby monitor, but he was so cute we just had to keep him.'

'Socrates, you've been drinking again.'

Jason and the Jargonauts.

'Why so reluctant to go on a boat ride? Where is your sense of adventure?'

'Don't tell me what Aristotle says. He still believes men have more teeth than women.'

"Really, though, he flew too close to the ground."

Narcissus

"Helen?"

'The guys were enjoying a sunny day on Easter Island beach until Medusa came along.'

'I'm tired of throwing lightning bolts. Do we have any water balloons?'

"This should be interesting...."