"Yeah, well, maybe I don't WANT to strike the same place twice. Didja ever think of that?"
Greek God Enthusiast Mugs
Start each day with a splash of mythology—our Greek god-inspired mugs bring legendary tales to your morning routine with humor and divine style.
Orpheus Descends into the Laundry Room
Hermes, Process Server Of The Gods
Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'
'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'
'I used to commute. Now I transform.'
Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'
'Where was the TSA?'
Iliadette.
A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.
"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."
Sundial Time
"I miss the Augean stables."
No time for sirtaki now, Greece!
Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.
Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!
'Here's your workplace. You will find out company is not big on CCTV cameras or punch clocks.'
Bedtime in Ancient Greece
Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.
Trojan horse with a satellite dish.
'While Dionysus is indisposed, who wants to take over as God of Wine?'
'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'
Medusa and Perseus.
"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"
'You like my fancy dress? - I'm not wearing fancy dress.'
"You're awfully quiet tonight."
"What part of "know" is it you don't understand?"
'How could Homer write The Iliad and The Odyssey with a quill pen on parchment when I can't write a memo with a computer?'
'Don't even think about it!'
The Mother Of Damocles
Eurydice in prison
"After several chapters of pushing a boulder up a hill over and over again, I think your average reader will watn to see something else happen, Mr. Sisyphus."
'Care for anything else - an explanation perhaps?'
"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"
"I'm afraid I have to recuse myself, ladies. I don't want to be responsible for the Trojan War."
Greek God Enthusiast Mugs Collection
Greek God Enthusiast Pillows
Add legend to your lounge with our Greek mythology-themed pillows, combining comfort with divine inspiration.
Greek God Enthusiast Prints
Transform your walls with our Greek mythology art prints, showcasing epic tales and divine characters that inspire and impress.
Greek God Enthusiast T-Shirts
Explore our collection of Greek god-themed T-shirts that blend mythology with modern style, great for any myth enthusiast.