Greek God Fan Prints

"Looks like you're out for the season - you've got a torn rotator cuff."

"And now here's Zeus with the weather."

All right, who threw that? Zeus as a child.

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

Iliadette.

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'While Dionysus is indisposed, who wants to take over as God of Wine?'

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

Bedtime in Ancient Greece

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

These days we worry about 'scientist playing God.' But in ancient Greece they worried about Gods playing scientist....

Atlasyphus.

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

Hermes, Process Server Of The Gods

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

"I hate to be a downer, but, statistically, people are more likely to die of heart disease than by getting

'We're in luck! Not a word about steroids.'

'Propping up the bar again tonight, Sybil?'

'Socrates, you've been drinking again.'

"I find it helps me concentrate."

Sunblock. I wonder what Icarus is up to.

'We actually meant to order a baby monitor, but he was so cute we just had to keep him.'

'Why so reluctant to go on a boat ride? Where is your sense of adventure?'

Jason and the Jargonauts.

"Really, though, he flew too close to the ground."

'Don't tell me what Aristotle says. He still believes men have more teeth than women.'

'I'm going to prescribe these to help you with the double vision.'

He's a statue. I told him not to friend Medusa on Facebook.

"Helen?"

"Plato" is a funny name. He must have been a bit eater!