Greek Mythic Fan Gifts

Atlasyphus.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Iliadette.

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

Bedtime in Ancient Greece

Going Down?

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

Adam and Eve, as old people.

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

'While Dionysus is indisposed, who wants to take over as God of Wine?'

I came, I saw, I partied!

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"

"Um, latest update Noah: the Warrumwarbler is now extinct."

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

"He's So Your Type."

Ancient Grammar Police: 'Oh, for cryin' out loud...you never end a sentence with a . . .'