Egypt Enthusiasts Gifts

Egyptian cemetery.

Physician tending a mummy.

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

'Just follow these simple instructions.'

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

Egyptian chiropractor.

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

Pyramid Handicap Parking

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

The Birth of the Pyramid Marketing Sales Scam (circa 4,000 BC)

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

Sphinx Food

Mummy Busks For Coins For His Cases

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with a prostate!'

'So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?'

How to create a password you can remember...

'Oh no. The building inspector. He's worse than the Pharaoh.'

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

'I know it's only a dummy run...but I'm telling you there's no wi fi signal in the tomb.'

"Aha. . . the Sphinxter!"

'Oooh, she has your eyes Horus.'

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

'Mummy' clocking into to work

Mahmoud Abbas

"Just so you know, I'm taking all this with me into the afterlife."