Egyptologist Enthusiast Gifts

Mummies For Dummies

Tut and Carmen.

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

Physician tending a mummy.

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

"It feels good to unwind..."

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

Sphinx Comes Alive

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Pyramid catflap...

Egyptian chiropractor.

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

Pyramid Handicap Parking

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

The Mummy's Purse...

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

Sphinx Food

"Well, Professor, it translates to, 'I don’t want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day.'"

Pyramids exploding.

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

IMHOtep

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with prostate!'

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

Mummy Shrink.

'Oh no. The building inspector. He's worse than the Pharaoh.'

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

'Oooh, she has your eyes Horus.'

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

"Aha. . . the Sphinxter!"