Egyptology Aficionados Gifts

Angry Pharaoh curses his architect.

Tut and Carmen.

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

Physician tending a mummy.

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"It feels good to unwind..."

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

Sphinx Comes Alive

Pyramid catflap...

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Egyptian chiropractor.

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

Pyramid Handicap Parking

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

Sphinx Food

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

The Mummy's Purse...

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

Pyramids exploding.

'Oh no. The building inspector. He's worse than the Pharaoh.'

'Oooh, she has your eyes Horus.'

"Aha. . . the Sphinxter!"

'Home equity loan for a pyramid.'

"Mummy!

"We're pretty sure it's the West Nile Virus."

'I'm no expert but at a guess I'd say they had the drawings upside down!'

"It's a fixer upper."

"They ruin the landscape!"

'Somebody got some sun.'

"Try again."