Egyptology Lovers Gifts

'Good god! . . . A mummies boy.'

Tut and Carmen.

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

Physician tending a mummy.

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

"It feels good to unwind..."

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

Pyramid catflap...

Sphinx Comes Alive

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Egyptian chiropractor.

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

Pyramid Handicap Parking

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

The Mummy's Purse...

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

Sphinx with nursing Sphinx pups

'Bugger!'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Sphinx Food

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with prostate!'

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

'Camel'

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

"I think this one's more recent."

Pyramids exploding.