Egyptology Buffs Gifts

Mummy Mousehole

Tut and Carmen.

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Physician tending a mummy.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"It feels good to unwind..."

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Sphinx Comes Alive

Pyramid catflap...

Egyptian chiropractor.

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

The Mummy's Purse...

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

'Bugger!'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Sphinx Food

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

"I think this one's more recent."

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

'Camel'

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with prostate!'

Pyramids exploding.

'Where does this go?'