Egyptology Enthusiasts Gifts

"Aha. . . the Sphinxter!"

Tut and Carmen.

Physician tending a mummy.

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

'Just follow these simple instructions.'

"It feels good to unwind..."

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Sphinx Comes Alive

Pyramid catflap...

Egyptian chiropractor.

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

The Mummy's Purse...

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

Sphinx Food

The Birth of the Pyramid Marketing Sales Scam (circa 4,000 BC)

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

Mummy Busks For Coins For His Cases

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with a prostate!'

Pyramids exploding.

'So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?'

How to create a password you can remember...

'Oh no. The building inspector. He's worse than the Pharaoh.'

'I know it's only a dummy run...but I'm telling you there's no wi fi signal in the tomb.'