Egyptology Admirers Gifts

The Mummy's Purse...

Tut and Carmen.

Physician tending a mummy.

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"It feels good to unwind..."

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Sphinx Comes Alive

Pyramid catflap...

Egyptian chiropractor.

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

Sphinx Food

'Bugger!'

The Echoes at Killarney

Pyramids exploding.

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

'Oh no. The building inspector. He's worse than the Pharaoh.'

'Oooh, she has your eyes Horus.'

"Aha. . . the Sphinxter!"

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

"We're pretty sure it's the West Nile Virus."

Fun on the pyramids

'I'm no expert but at a guess I'd say they had the drawings upside down!'

"He died young."

"They ruin the landscape!"

"It's a fixer upper."

'Somebody got some sun.'

"Yeah, but the one in Vegas has an endless shrimp buffet."

"Go on. Throw the stick."

All Knight Diner

The Mummy's curse