Egyptology Admirers Gifts

The Mummy's Purse...

Tut and Carmen.

Physician tending a mummy.

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"It feels good to unwind..."

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

Sphinx Comes Alive

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Pyramid catflap...

Egyptian chiropractor.

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

Sphinx Food

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

The Echoes at Killarney

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

Pyramids exploding.

'Oh no. The building inspector. He's worse than the Pharaoh.'

"Aha. . . the Sphinxter!"

'Oooh, she has your eyes Horus.'

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

"We're pretty sure it's the West Nile Virus."

Fun on the pyramids

'I'm no expert but at a guess I'd say they had the drawings upside down!'

"They ruin the landscape!"

"He died young."

"It's a fixer upper."

'Somebody got some sun.'

"Yeah, but the one in Vegas has an endless shrimp buffet."

Mummy Mousehole

"Go on. Throw the stick."

The Mummy's curse

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