Egyptology Lover Gifts

It was a very boring dynasty.

"Father, try writing on this papyrus. What you're doing is so ancient school."

"That one is for the Pharaoh, and that one is for his cat."

Egyptian Museum Doorbell - Toot and Come In.

Mummy Delivery

Cryptocurrency

Tut and Carmen.

Physician tending a mummy.

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

"It feels good to unwind..."

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

Pyramid catflap...

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Sphinx Comes Alive

Egyptian chiropractor.

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

Pyramid Handicap Parking

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

'Bugger!'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

Sphinx Food

Sphinx with nursing Sphinx pups

The Mummy's Purse...

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

"I think this one's more recent."

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.