Egyptian Lore Lover Gifts

'I know what you're thinking.'

Physician tending a mummy.

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

'Bugger!'

Pyramids exploding.

'Oh no. The building inspector. He's worse than the Pharaoh.'

"Aha. . . the Sphinxter!"

"We're pretty sure it's the West Nile Virus."

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

'I'm no expert but at a guess I'd say they had the drawings upside down!'

"They ruin the landscape!"

I'm not convinced that the pyramids of Giza were built as tombs. Sure they were used as tombs, but for all we know, they were built far earlier by some other civilization, and the pharaohs just claimed credit for them. How do we know the pyramids weren't something far more high-tech, like for instance hydroelectric power generators for an advanced civilization? You tell me, how did you charge your cellphone back in 10,000 B.C.? Hydropower from the tears of dorks, here, let me show you ...

'Somebody got some sun.'

"He died young."

"Yummy mummies."

The Mummy's curse

'You look like royalty, Mr. Tut.'

"Go on. Throw the stick."

Museum - Mummy as a sales assistant.

Egyptian Dog House.

Pyramid Graffiti

Mermaids

'Remind me not to carpool with Paul again.'

"That one is for the Pharaoh, and that one is for his cat."

'I'm Smallfoot, Bigfoot's cousin!'

"The internet is down again."

"Coming soon! Pyramid Heights, a luxury necropolis."

"It helps me unwind of an evening."

Mummies For Dummies

"Those knuckleheads!"

Ancient Egyptian Bird.

"Father, try writing on this papyrus. What you're doing is so ancient school."

Our menu is legendary. Really? Do you serve leg of Sasquatch? That's my favorite legend! Menu.