Egyptian Mythology Buff Gifts

Mummies - "This 'journey to the afterlife...' - think it'll take long?"

Toadstools

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Physician tending a mummy.

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

"Recalculating route..."

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

Divine Desk Bins

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

Hey, dad, do you think we could play something besides "catch"?

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

Sphinx Comes Alive

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Pyramid catflap...

Egyptian chiropractor.

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

Tortoise and hare on treadmills.

'Bugger!'

Sphinx Food

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

The Mummy's Purse...

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

Sisyphus Sawyer

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

"He's been downgraded to a Category One."

'Arcadian, Brian..it's an Arcadian evening!'

Pyramids exploding.