Egyptian Mythology Buffs Gifts

"Go on. Throw the stick."

Physician tending a mummy.

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Egyptian chiropractor.

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

Sphinx Food

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

Pyramids exploding.

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

'Oh no. The building inspector. He's worse than the Pharaoh.'

'Oooh, she has your eyes Horus.'

'I know what you're thinking.'

"Aha. . . the Sphinxter!"

"We're pretty sure it's the West Nile Virus."

'I'm no expert but at a guess I'd say they had the drawings upside down!'

'Somebody got some sun.'

"They ruin the landscape!"

"He died young."

Mummy Mousehole

Archaeologist blows his nose on a mummy's bandage.

"He'll have to call you back. He's just now jumping in the shower."

"Ramses II was here."

'What do you think of as you great achievements?'

The Mummy's curse

Museum - Mummy as a sales assistant.

A tourist looks at a Mummy with a party horn

'Remind me not to carpool with Paul again.'

"Coming soon! Pyramid Heights, a luxury necropolis."

"The internet is down again."