Lover Of Egyptian Myths Gifts

The Nile Floods

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

'Just follow these simple instructions.'

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

"Have your people call my people."

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

The Birth of the Pyramid Marketing Sales Scam (circa 4,000 BC)

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

Mummy Busks For Coins For His Cases

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

Medusa and Perseus.

'So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?'

"You're awfully quiet tonight."

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with a prostate!'

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'I know what you're thinking.'

'I know it's only a dummy run...but I'm telling you there's no wi fi signal in the tomb.'

Doric, Ionic and Platonic.

"I'm afraid I have to recuse myself, ladies. I don't want to be responsible for the Trojan War."

'Mummy' clocking into to work

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

"Just so you know, I'm taking all this with me into the afterlife."

"We're pretty sure it's the West Nile Virus."

Mummy Toilet Roll.

"Could you explain this 2500 year gap in your resume?"

'Sorry, but I'll have to call back...I'm all wrapped up at the moment.'

"He died young."

"What's a two-dimensional picture for 'rhymes with blinks?'"

"In case I need to jot done an idea in the night."

"The pharaoh wanted the carvings on that wall."

The Lesser Pyramids

Mummies for Dummies