
The Nile Floods
Celebrate the grandeur of Egyptian myths with our art prints, showcasing beautifully designed representations of gods, pyramids, and mythic scenes—ideal for any fan’s wall.
The Nile Floods
Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'
"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"
'Just follow these simple instructions.'
'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'
"Have your people call my people."
Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.
'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'
The Birth of the Pyramid Marketing Sales Scam (circa 4,000 BC)
'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'
Medusa and Perseus.
'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'
Mummy Busks For Coins For His Cases
"You're awfully quiet tonight."
'So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?'
'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with a prostate!'
How to create a password you can remember...
'I know what you're thinking.'
'I know it's only a dummy run...but I'm telling you there's no wi fi signal in the tomb.'
Doric, Ionic and Platonic.
'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'
'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'
'Mummy' clocking into to work
"I'm afraid I have to recuse myself, ladies. I don't want to be responsible for the Trojan War."
"Just so you know, I'm taking all this with me into the afterlife."
"We're pretty sure it's the West Nile Virus."
Mummy Toilet Roll.
"Could you explain this 2500 year gap in your resume?"
'Get the media over here! I want them to see how well my jobs program is working.'
The Lesser Pyramids
Mummies for Dummies
"What's a two-dimensional picture for 'rhymes with blinks?'"
'Sorry, but I'll have to call back...I'm all wrapped up at the moment.'
"In case I need to jot done an idea in the night."
"He died young."
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