Egyptian Mythology Admirer Prints

'Remind me not to carpool with Paul again.'

"He died young."

Tut and Carmen.

"It feels good to unwind..."

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

Jason and the Aga notes,

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"Have your people call my people."

"And I suppose you forgot to bring home the milk."

The Mummy's Purse...

"My God! There goes middle management."

Naming that Impala

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

In udder de Nile

'I know what you're thinking.'

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

Baby Brunhilde

'Who's that painted lady?'

China Launches Lunar Rover

Cornucopia

Euripides

"I was a dog in a previous life, but I came back as a god."

Fun on the pyramids

I'm not convinced that the pyramids of Giza were built as tombs. Sure they were used as tombs, but for all we know, they were built far earlier by some other civilization, and the pharaohs just claimed credit for them. How do we know the pyramids weren't something far more high-tech, like for instance hydroelectric power generators for an advanced civilization? You tell me, how did you charge your cellphone back in 10,000 B.C.? Hydropower from the tears of dorks, here, let me show you ...

The "FALL" of Man

'Unleashing that ancient curse has done wonders for my cardio.'

'Sorry, but I'll have to call back...I'm all wrapped up at the moment.'

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"It's a fixer upper."

The Lesser Pyramids

"Yeah, but the one in Vegas has an endless shrimp buffet."

'Ok, I've gotta ask..do you actually like this job?'

Atlas holds up a football.