Egyptian Mythology Admirer Pillows

'Remind me not to carpool with Paul again.'

"He died young."

Tut and Carmen.

"It feels good to unwind..."

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

Jason and the Aga notes,

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"Have your people call my people."

"My God! There goes middle management."

The Mummy's Purse...

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

In udder de Nile

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

Naming that Impala

'I know what you're thinking.'

Baby Brunhilde

'Who's that painted lady?'

China Launches Lunar Rover

Euripides

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

Cornucopia

"I was a dog in a previous life, but I came back as a god."

Fun on the pyramids

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The Lesser Pyramids

'Unleashing that ancient curse has done wonders for my cardio.'

"It's a fixer upper."

'Sorry, but I'll have to call back...I'm all wrapped up at the moment.'

"Yeah, but the one in Vegas has an endless shrimp buffet."

'Ok, I've gotta ask..do you actually like this job?'

Atlas holds up a football.

'Look, he's wrapped in red tape. we've discovered the first bureaucrat.'

Pharaoh on the toilet.