Egyptian Mythology Buffs Pillows

"Go on. Throw the stick."

Physician tending a mummy.

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Egyptian chiropractor.

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

Pyramid Handicap Parking

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

Sphinx Food

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

'Bugger!'

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

Pyramids exploding.

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

'Oh no. The building inspector. He's worse than the Pharaoh.'

'I know what you're thinking.'

'Oooh, she has your eyes Horus.'

"Aha. . . the Sphinxter!"

"We're pretty sure it's the West Nile Virus."

'I'm no expert but at a guess I'd say they had the drawings upside down!'

"He died young."

'Somebody got some sun.'

"They ruin the landscape!"

"Ramses II was here."

Mummy Mousehole

'What do you think of as you great achievements?'

A tourist looks at a Mummy with a party horn

The Mummy's curse

"He'll have to call you back. He's just now jumping in the shower."

Museum - Mummy as a sales assistant.

Archaeologist blows his nose on a mummy's bandage.

'Remind me not to carpool with Paul again.'

"Coming soon! Pyramid Heights, a luxury necropolis."