Egyptian Mythology Explorer Pillows

'What do you think of as you great achievements?'

Physician tending a mummy.

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

Phoenix

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

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"Magnus! How many times must I tell you...Skulls of your enemies go on the top rack!!!"

Mummy Beggar

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

'Camel'

'Where does this go?'

'Oh no. The building inspector. He's worse than the Pharaoh.'

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

'I know what you're thinking.'

"Mummy!

"For the last time Pharaoh, it's a plague, not global warming."

Freia and her golden apples

A mummy begs for change in front of the pyramids.

"Are you sure this what he said to build?"

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

Business witch

'How would you like a fairy tale wedding before I eat you?'

"He died young."

The Great Larrynx

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

'Somebody got some sun.'

"Try again."