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'What do you think of as you great achievements?'

Physician tending a mummy.

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

Phoenix

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

'Bugger!'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'Camel'

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'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

"Magnus! How many times must I tell you...Skulls of your enemies go on the top rack!!!"

Mummy Beggar

'Where does this go?'

'Oh no. The building inspector. He's worse than the Pharaoh.'

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

'I know what you're thinking.'

"Are you sure this what he said to build?"

A mummy begs for change in front of the pyramids.

Freia and her golden apples

"Mummy!

"For the last time Pharaoh, it's a plague, not global warming."

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

Business witch

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Mister Bundles VS. The Martians

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

"He died young."

The Great Larrynx

'Somebody got some sun.'

'How would you like a fairy tale wedding before I eat you?'

"Try again."