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'Where does this go?'

'He's right y'know-it IS upside down!'

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'That's alright Kenny, your dipstick says you've still got half a tank left...'

'Camel'

"Happy Hump Day!"

"Honey, you'll never guess what movie was partially filmed here. . ."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Physician tending a mummy.

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Danger Slow Sand.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."