Egypt Explorer Gifts

'Where does this go?'

'He's right y'know-it IS upside down!'

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'That's alright Kenny, your dipstick says you've still got half a tank left...'

'Camel'

"Happy Hump Day!"

"Honey, you'll never guess what movie was partially filmed here. . ."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Physician tending a mummy.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

Danger Slow Sand.

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."