Egyptology Explorer Gifts

"Try again."

'I've traced back my ancestors to Cleopatra's Sacred Nile Crocodiles...'

I think the alphabet soup expired.

The biggest Egyptian pyramid.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians: Part Two

How the Pyramid Was Really Formed...

Mice

Mummy in museum.

"Mummy!

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Tut and Carmen.

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Physician tending a mummy.

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"It feels good to unwind..."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

Danger Slow Sand.

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"