Egyptology Expert Gifts

'I like it master mason but I'm not sure about the flag!'

Food Pyramid.

Tut and Carmen.

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

Physician tending a mummy.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"It feels good to unwind..."

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

Building Sandcastles.

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

Pyramid catflap...

Sphinx Comes Alive

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Egyptian chiropractor.

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

Pyramid Handicap Parking

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

The Mummy's Purse...

Sphinx Food

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

'Bugger!'

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

'Camel'

"Well, Professor, it translates to, 'I don’t want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day.'"

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with prostate!'