Egyptologist At Heart Gifts

"It's a great honour to meet you, your majesty. I'm your biggest fan."

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Physician tending a mummy.

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

Building Sandcastles.

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Sphinx Comes Alive

Pyramid catflap...

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

'Bugger!'

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

"Quit your whining... Someday you'll appreciate affordable student housing."

'Camel'

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with prostate!'

Pyramids exploding.

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

"Well, Professor, it translates to, 'I don’t want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day.'"

Mummy Shrink.

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'Where does this go?'

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

'Oh no. The building inspector. He's worse than the Pharaoh.'

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

'It appears to be a kosher for Passover recipe.'

"Aha. . . the Sphinxter!"

"Mummy!

"I can write, but I can't draw."

"Nice job, but there in the middle, I think you spelled Akhenaten wrong."

"Thousands of years from now, men will marvel at this and wonder how we did it."

Dept of Egyptology - Toot and Come In.