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"It's a great honour to meet you, your majesty. I'm your biggest fan."

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

Physician tending a mummy.

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

Building Sandcastles.

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

Pyramid catflap...

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Sphinx Comes Alive

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with prostate!'

'Camel'

Pyramids exploding.

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

Mummy Shrink.

"Well, Professor, it translates to, 'I don’t want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day.'"

IMHOtep

'Where does this go?'

'Oh no. The building inspector. He's worse than the Pharaoh.'

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

'It appears to be a kosher for Passover recipe.'

"Aha. . . the Sphinxter!"

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

"I can write, but I can't draw."

"Mummy!

"Thousands of years from now, men will marvel at this and wonder how we did it."

"Nice job, but there in the middle, I think you spelled Akhenaten wrong."

Egyptology Books form Pyramid

Dept of Egyptology - Toot and Come In.