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'You look like royalty, Mr. Tut.'

Tut and Carmen.

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

Physician tending a mummy.

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

'Just follow these simple instructions.'

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

"It feels good to unwind..."

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

"Have your people call my people."

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

The Birth of the Pyramid Marketing Sales Scam (circa 4,000 BC)

'Bugger!'

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

Mummy Busks For Coins For His Cases

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

Pyramids exploding.

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

'So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?'

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with a prostate!'

How to create a password you can remember...

'Oh no. The building inspector. He's worse than the Pharaoh.'

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

'I know it's only a dummy run...but I'm telling you there's no wi fi signal in the tomb.'

'I know what you're thinking.'

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

'The spheres keep rolling away, Your Majesty -- how about we just build a pyramid?'

'Mummy' clocking into to work

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."