Egyptologist T-Shirts

"Thanks, guys. Looks great!"

"It seems to be a grant application!"

"This is our most popular model."

'Don't be ridiculous Caruthers, you must have mistranslated it. How can it possibly say, King Ramases@www.ram2.com?'

Egyptian grammar

'Tch! Look at the dust in here.'

'It says, 'He who dies with most toys is still dead'.'

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

"...finally it says 'If you violate the copyright of this material, the mummy's curse will on your head.'"

"I can't read a thing. They all must have been doctors."

The Nile Floods

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'It appears to be a kosher for Passover recipe.'

Upside down pyramid.

Ancient Egyptian eye tests.

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

'Braille menu available upon request.'

'I read where scientists say King Tut had a clubfoot and his parents may have bee siblings.'

"Careful - it might be fake news."

"I cut my finger. So you have a bigger bandage?"

"Didn't we go to university together? I studied medicine and you've obviously become an expert on pharaohs, haha!"

"I think they were a civilization that celebrated middle age!"

Ancient Egyptian Game Show

An archaeologist sees an ancient Egyptian entrance to a subway.

Annals of Technology: The first crude drinking straws appeared in ancient Egypt around 1200 B.C.

"Well, Professor, it translates to, 'I don’t want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day.'"

"That explains the shape."

"You don't look a day over 3030."

"Nice job, but there in the middle, I think you spelled Akhenaten wrong."

Talk like an Egyptian

"It says 'Ignore the hieroglyphics. It's all gibberish'."

"I'm not sure but I think it says, 'keep out!'"

Hieroglyphic Surprise