Egyptology T-Shirts

"Thanks, guys. Looks great!"

"We're pretty sure it's the West Nile Virus."

'I'm not eating that! It's probably full of preservatives!'

'Where does this go?'

Egyptian bowler.

'This is not what they told me at the job fair.'

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

'Remind me not to carpool with Paul again.'

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

A man searching an Egyptian tomb finds a Shriner hat and car.

'Anyway it will do as a temporary structure.'

'Looks like a fair amount of overtime may be called for here,Wilson.'

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"That's a wrap..!"

"...finally it says 'If you violate the copyright of this material, the mummy's curse will on your head.'"

Food Pyramid.

Ancient Egyptians on the subway.

'I like it master mason but I'm not sure about the flag!'

'He's right y'know-it IS upside down!'

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

Ancient Egyptian Doctors

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'We met at an archaeological dig, in Egypt.'

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

It was a very boring dynasty.

The curse of the Ancient Egyptians, Andrex puppies

'Braille menu available upon request.'

'I'm no expert but at a guess I'd say they had the drawings upside down!'

"One day son, all this will be going with me."

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

Mummy Toilet Roll.

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

Growing Pyramid.