Egyptology Gifts

"Thanks, guys. Looks great!"

"We're pretty sure it's the West Nile Virus."

'I'm not eating that! It's probably full of preservatives!'

'Where does this go?'

Egyptian bowler.

'This is not what they told me at the job fair.'

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'I like it master mason but I'm not sure about the flag!'

'He's right y'know-it IS upside down!'

Ancient Egyptian Doctors

'Remind me not to carpool with Paul again.'

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

'Anyway it will do as a temporary structure.'

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

Food Pyramid.

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

'Looks like a fair amount of overtime may be called for here,Wilson.'

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

Ancient Egyptians on the subway.

"...finally it says 'If you violate the copyright of this material, the mummy's curse will on your head.'"

"That's a wrap..!"

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

"One day son, all this will be going with me."

It was a very boring dynasty.

'We met at an archaeological dig, in Egypt.'

The Nile Floods

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'I've traced back my ancestors to Cleopatra's Sacred Nile Crocodiles...'

'I'm no expert but at a guess I'd say they had the drawings upside down!'

Mummy Toilet Roll.

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

The curse of the Ancient Egyptians, Andrex puppies