Egyptologist Mugs

"Thanks, guys. Looks great!"

"It seems to be a grant application!"

'Don't be ridiculous Caruthers, you must have mistranslated it. How can it possibly say, King Ramases@www.ram2.com?'

"This is our most popular model."

Egyptian grammar

'Tch! Look at the dust in here.'

'It says, 'He who dies with most toys is still dead'.'

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

A man searching an Egyptian tomb finds a Shriner hat and car.

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"...finally it says 'If you violate the copyright of this material, the mummy's curse will on your head.'"

'It appears to be a kosher for Passover recipe.'

Ancient Egyptian eye tests.

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'

Alphabet soup of ancient Egypt.

The Nile Floods

"Careful - it might be fake news."

"I cut my finger. So you have a bigger bandage?"

'I read where scientists say King Tut had a clubfoot and his parents may have bee siblings.'

Upside down pyramid.

'Braille menu available upon request.'

"Whatever you do, DON'T go in there! It's the mummy's purse!"

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

"I can't read a thing. They all must have been doctors."

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

An archaeologist sees an ancient Egyptian entrance to a subway.

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"This was a class in hieroglyphics as a second language."

The Bowler

Password must contain at least one hieroglyph.

Annals of Technology: The first crude drinking straws appeared in ancient Egypt around 1200 B.C.

How the first pyramid got started.

Talk like an Egyptian

"Nice job, but there in the middle, I think you spelled Akhenaten wrong."

"You don't look a day over 3030."