Egyptology Buff Mugs

'Anyway it will do as a temporary structure.'

Shopping for bandages...

An Ugly Mummy.

Sphinx Comes Alive

Embarased mummy.

Pyramid catflap...

"Tomb it may concern..."

Tut and Carmen.

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Physician tending a mummy.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

"It feels good to unwind..."

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Egyptian chiropractor.

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

Pyramid Handicap Parking

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

The Mummy's Purse...

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

Sphinx Food

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

'Camel'

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

We speak hieroglyphics here.

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with prostate!'