Egyptology Aficionado Mugs

"We're pretty sure it's the West Nile Virus."

'I'm no expert but at a guess I'd say they had the drawings upside down!'

"This must be the one causing all the controversy."

Pyramids exploding.

"It helps me unwind of an evening."

Curse of the Mummy-in-law

Bandaged Mummy

"They ruin the landscape!"

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Tut and Carmen.

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

Physician tending a mummy.

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'Just follow these simple instructions.'

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

"It feels good to unwind..."

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

Pyramid catflap...

Sphinx Comes Alive

Egyptian chiropractor.

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

Pyramid Handicap Parking

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

"Have your people call my people."

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

The Birth of the Pyramid Marketing Sales Scam (circa 4,000 BC)