Egyptology Fanatic Mugs

Museum - Mummy as a sales assistant.

Tut and Carmen.

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

Physician tending a mummy.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"It feels good to unwind..."

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Pyramid catflap...

Sphinx Comes Alive

Egyptian chiropractor.

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

Pyramid Handicap Parking

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

The Mummy's Purse...

Sphinx Food

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

Pyramids exploding.

We speak hieroglyphics here.

'Oh no. The building inspector. He's worse than the Pharaoh.'

'I know what you're thinking.'

"Aha. . . the Sphinxter!"

'Oooh, she has your eyes Horus.'

'Home equity loan for a pyramid.'

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

Anubis loved his evening rides.

"No not the puppy please"

"We're pretty sure it's the West Nile Virus."

'I'm no expert but at a guess I'd say they had the drawings upside down!'