Egyptology Enthusiasts Mugs

"Aha. . . the Sphinxter!"

Tut and Carmen.

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

Physician tending a mummy.

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

'Just follow these simple instructions.'

"It feels good to unwind..."

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

Sphinx Comes Alive

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Pyramid catflap...

Egyptian chiropractor.

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

Sphinx Food

The Birth of the Pyramid Marketing Sales Scam (circa 4,000 BC)

'Bugger!'

The Mummy's Purse...

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

Mummy Busks For Coins For His Cases

Pyramids exploding.

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with a prostate!'

'So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?'

How to create a password you can remember...

'Oh no. The building inspector. He's worse than the Pharaoh.'