Egyptology Fanatic Gifts

Museum - Mummy as a sales assistant.

Tut and Carmen.

Physician tending a mummy.

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

"It feels good to unwind..."

Pyramid catflap...

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Sphinx Comes Alive

Egyptian chiropractor.

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

Sphinx Food

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

'Bugger!'

The Mummy's Purse...

Sphinx with nursing Sphinx pups

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

Pyramids exploding.

We speak hieroglyphics here.

'Oh no. The building inspector. He's worse than the Pharaoh.'

'I know what you're thinking.'

'Oooh, she has your eyes Horus.'

"Aha. . . the Sphinxter!"

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

'Home equity loan for a pyramid.'

"No not the puppy please"

Anubis loved his evening rides.

"We're pretty sure it's the West Nile Virus."

'I'm no expert but at a guess I'd say they had the drawings upside down!'