Egyptology Fan Gifts

Egyptian chiropractor.

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

Mubarak facing terror.

'Oooh, she has your eyes Horus.'

Sphinx Food

Hey! How about a little privacy.

"Egad, Behan! Giant cats did once roam the earth!"

'Have him do the snake trick again, Daddy!'

'Ok Fellas let's see some I.D.'

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

Mummies

Egypt

How Am I Scaring?

"I'm busy right now. Ask your mummy."

A tourist looks at a Mummy with a party horn

"It's a time machine."

Tut and Carmen.

Physician tending a mummy.

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

"It feels good to unwind..."

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Pyramid catflap...

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

Sphinx Comes Alive

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

Pyramid Handicap Parking

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

The Mummy's Purse...

Sphinx with nursing Sphinx pups

'Bugger!'

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.