Egyptology Fan Gifts

Egyptian chiropractor.

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

Mubarak facing terror.

'Oooh, she has your eyes Horus.'

Sphinx Food

"Egad, Behan! Giant cats did once roam the earth!"

'Have him do the snake trick again, Daddy!'

'Ok Fellas let's see some I.D.'

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

Mummies

Egypt

How Am I Scaring?

"I'm busy right now. Ask your mummy."

A tourist looks at a Mummy with a party horn

"It's a time machine."

Tut and Carmen.

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

Physician tending a mummy.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"It feels good to unwind..."

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Sphinx Comes Alive

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

Pyramid catflap...

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

Pyramid Handicap Parking

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

The Mummy's Purse...

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

Pyramids exploding.

We speak hieroglyphics here.