Egyptology Aficionado Prints

"We're pretty sure it's the West Nile Virus."

'I'm no expert but at a guess I'd say they had the drawings upside down!'

"This must be the one causing all the controversy."

Pyramids exploding.

"It helps me unwind of an evening."

Curse of the Mummy-in-law

Bandaged Mummy

"They ruin the landscape!"

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Tut and Carmen.

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Physician tending a mummy.

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

'Just follow these simple instructions.'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

"It feels good to unwind..."

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

Pyramid catflap...

Sphinx Comes Alive

Egyptian chiropractor.

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"Have your people call my people."

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

The Birth of the Pyramid Marketing Sales Scam (circa 4,000 BC)

'Bugger!'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

The Mummy's Purse...