Egyptology Expert Prints

'I like it master mason but I'm not sure about the flag!'

Food Pyramid.

Tut and Carmen.

Physician tending a mummy.

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

Building Sandcastles.

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

"It feels good to unwind..."

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Pyramid catflap...

Sphinx Comes Alive

Egyptian chiropractor.

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

Sphinx Food

The Mummy's Purse...

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

'Do you know what's worse than being a mummy? Being a mummy with prostate!'

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

"Well, Professor, it translates to, 'I don’t want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day.'"

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

'Camel'