Egyptology Explorers Gifts

"The Great Ikeamids"

Physician tending a mummy.

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'Bugger!'

The Mummy's Purse...

'Camel'

Pyramids exploding.

'Where does this go?'

'Oh no. The building inspector. He's worse than the Pharaoh.'

Airports.

"Aha. . . the Sphinxter!"

Conspiracy Theory Books

"Mummy!

A mummy begs for change in front of the pyramids.

"For the last time Pharaoh, it's a plague, not global warming."

"We're pretty sure it's the West Nile Virus."

'I'm no expert but at a guess I'd say they had the drawings upside down!'

"Who's there?"

'Somebody got some sun.'

The Great Larrynx

"They ruin the landscape!"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians

How the Pyramid Was Really Formed...

"Try again."

Eggs That Were Anagarms In Past Lives -'Unscramble Me'.

"Honey, you'll never guess what movie was partially filmed here. . ."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians: Part Two

Centaur Driver

Mummy Charmer

I think the alphabet soup expired.