Egyptology Explorers Pillows

"The Great Ikeamids"

Physician tending a mummy.

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

The Mummy's Purse...

'Camel'

Pyramids exploding.

'Where does this go?'

'Oh no. The building inspector. He's worse than the Pharaoh.'

Airports.

"Aha. . . the Sphinxter!"

Conspiracy Theory Books

"For the last time Pharaoh, it's a plague, not global warming."

A mummy begs for change in front of the pyramids.

"Mummy!

"We're pretty sure it's the West Nile Virus."

'I'm no expert but at a guess I'd say they had the drawings upside down!'

"They ruin the landscape!"

'Somebody got some sun.'

The Great Larrynx

"Who's there?"

"Try again."

"Honey, you'll never guess what movie was partially filmed here. . ."

'What do you think of as you great achievements?'

The Mummy's curse

Mummy Charmer

Centaur Driver