Greek Myth Explorers Pillows

Centaur Driver

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

"I miss the Augean stables."

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

Phoenix

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'Your future looks charming.'

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'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

Mummy Beggar

"Are you sure this what he said to build?"

Eurydice in prison

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

'Care for anything else - an explanation perhaps?'

Sisyphus Meets Contraryus

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Business witch

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

'How would you like a fairy tale wedding before I eat you?'

'Sorry, lad, but I lost all me gold during the recession. All I can give ya is a buck thirty in change!'

'Oh no you don't!'

Heavenly Ships

'Hi, folks! -- I'm selling vacation time-shares in Atlantis.'

"Must be those ancient aliens you hear so much about."

"Fountain of youth? No, I'm searching for a cure for natural causes."

'Arcadian, Brian. It's an Arcadian evening!'

Hermes

"We only have the Bible."

Moses Before Pharaoh's Daughter.

"Wait – we're all wolves in sheep's clothing?"

'Any sign of a yeti there, Fred?'

'Yeah, I tried 'Open Sesame' ... then I just went at it with a backhoe.'

"We do pretty well when you stop to think that people are basically good."

'Yes, I know you've been calling here for years trying to get a hold of Mr. Shelton, but he isn't in right now. . . he hasn't returned from his first-ever appraisal!'

Helen of Troy