Mythical Explorers Pillows

'This is it! The legendary clamato gardens of upper Saskatchewan.'

Fresh Seafood

Dead Sea Trolls

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

Phoenix

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

'Your future looks charming.'

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Mummy Beggar

BRAND-NEW OMG-STORY

Off Off Off Off Broadway

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

"I stole me a pot of gold. That's how I became a Lepre-CON."

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

Nostradamus.

"Are you sure this what he said to build?"

Freia and her golden apples

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

Palm Reader...

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

'How would you like a fairy tale wedding before I eat you?'

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

Wiccapedia.

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."

"Remember the night in the Tetons when we smoked so much weed we thought we were hallucinating?"

"I have grave news."

Business witch

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth