Mythical Adventurers Pillows

"The snake gave me this apple AND a free T-shirt!"

Nobody suspects it but the entrance to hell is in the building at 122c, Willow Street.

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"Great - already running late and then this happens."

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

Freia and her golden apples

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

Business witch

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

'I still love you, but I think I should see other dragons.'

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

"Omnipotent?! I thought you said impotent. And you're out of wished, too."

"I'll be right back."

Frog Prince

'The spirit of Miss Tiger Lilly couldn't come this week!'

"I was NOT huffing and puffing - it's just allergies."

The Paranormal Society...

Heavenly Ships

"I now offer DVR service for clients for want to see their future later."

Hermes

"Fountain of youth? No, I'm searching for a cure for natural causes."

"The road head is filled with danger. Take this lawyer for protection."

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

'Yeah, I tried 'Open Sesame' ... then I just went at it with a backhoe.'

'I see lot's of water...'

In later years, St. George wondered if it was the real dragon he had slayed

"You will be going on a long journey..."

'Help! I'm held prisoner at the lost Atlantis! Derek Dinsdale'

The Ekert Saga: 'Excuse me, Sir...I've been doing some research on the anti-Ekert, and we need to be very careful once we find him...if they make physical contact, the universe would implode.'

Doctor telling pirate he has termites in his wooden leg.