Mystic Adventurer Pillows

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"Ouch!"

"No to worry! It's just rebooting."

I hate it when you read over your shoulder.

'The spirit of Miss Tiger Lilly couldn't come this week!'

Next Wise Man Please.

"...and did you hear that bit about me always landing on my feet?"

The Paranormal Society...

"Don't bother to record any T.V. programmes."

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"Did you have a cat?"

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

OM, SWEET OM

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

Nostradamus.

"I'm afraid your wife gets to say 'I told you so.'"

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

Hippie Edibles Co.

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'