Ancient Myths Explorer Pillows

'Hi, folks! -- I'm selling vacation time-shares in Atlantis.'

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Physician tending a mummy.

Tourists in Egypt

Phoenix

"Life after death"

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

Pyramid Handicap Parking

Souvenirs.

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Mummy Beggar

BRAND-NEW OMG-STORY

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

Off Off Off Off Broadway

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

'I know what you're thinking.'

Centaur Sprinter

Archimedes statue tipped up by a lever.

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

Egypt 1896. Dr Howard Prendergast and Percy Smythe discover the tomb of King Ahktuman the Practical Joker, proving conclusively that the ancient Egyptians were the first culture to use whoopee cushion.

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

Freia and her golden apples

Mummy Tourists

Painted into a corner.

"Are you sure this what he said to build?"

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

Death chatting in a pub - "The scythe?...Oh that went years ago. I've got a brand new combine harvester in the car park!"

Business witch

"I crawl that I may savor the richness and diversity of people and places along the way."

Playing Pyramids

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

'How would you like a fairy tale wedding before I eat you?'